23 July 2010

My Afternoon



A.  Mike Dunn replaces Tim Hudson (who has pitched 7 SHO innings)
B.  1st Batter walks = 4 straight balls
C.  McDowell has a chat with Dunn
D.  2nd Batter walks = 4 straight balls (CHAT DID NOT WORK!!)
E.  3rd Batter grounds into force out; Runner on 1B & 2B, 1 out
F.  4th Batter walks = 4 straight balls; BASES LOADED, 1 OUT
G.  Peter Moylan replaces Mike Dunn; BASES LOADED, ONE OUT (ZOMFG TEAR OUT HAIR)
H.  1st pitch, low, ball one (OHNOES VEIN IN TEMPLE IS TWITCHING UNCONTROLLABLY)
I.  DEEP BREATHS, only the first pitch... Moylan winding up for second pitch.
J.  5th Batter hits fastball (RUNNERS GOING HOLY CRAP NOOOOOOOOOO)...
K.  ...grounds into double play (all is right in the world)

Only the Braves bullpen can find a way to give the fans a massive heart attack, even with an 8-run lead.

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