Alison: I want to marry him
Caitlin: aw he's poking his tongue out :P
Alison: i seriously want to marry him
Alison: well as serious as a person can get with wanting to marry a pro ball player
Caitlin: you're adorable :P
Alison: also… I never thought of myself as a butt girl. I don't think butts are cute. I just think they are butts.
Caitlin: good ones though, are pretty amazing. unimpressive ones aren't deal breakers, but yeah
Caitlin: I'll always be and arm and shoulders girl
Alison: But then I saw HIS butt. In those tiny baseball pants.
Alison: and an urge that I had never once experienced before overcame me
Alison: there is this overwhelming desire to smack his booty, Caitlin.
Caitlin: I love you Alison :P
Alison: it's just so... THERE.
Caitlin: goodness. that is definitely a bubble
Caitlin: I dunno, now I feel lacking myself
Caitlin: I can't have a guy curvier than me D:
Alison: That ass is calling for a smack.
Caitlin: Yes, it is